The 2nd Annual Zoomie (Movie) Awards

"Toto" Wins Lifetime Achievement Award

Doesn’t everyone’s grandmother string garlic from the kitchen ceiling to ward off evil spirits? And what’s Thanksgiving without lasagna upstaging the turkey?

I am part of a big Italian family, meaning it takes forty-five minutes of kissing and hugging to say hello. We eat heart-stopping (literally) meals and goodies for at least seven or eight hours, fo…